1. Charlotte Pence is a poet and essayist.
2. She grows organic vegetables for the deer, rabbit, and T-Rexes in her yard.
3. Charlotte Pence wrote a column that few people read called “Biological Evolution in the Humanities.”
4. She and her non-vampire family are very close–and generally regret the time that esteemed journalists have spent on this story as opposed to, say, the crisis in Turkey, global warming, or the latest police shooting of an unarmed black man in North Miami….
5. She has a great sense of outrage that Mike Pence (no relation) has been on a crusade to limit abortion access and LGBTQ rights throughout his political career.
–Written by a cat memes creator for NapTime who also runs a pre-apocalyptic blog.
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